So check it fools! To encourage some of you lazy fucks into actually getting to the trail, we have a new incentive. The powers that be have commissioned some Chinese fuck to stitch up a fat new A0D patch that your lazy ass has to EARN! Here are the rules.
1. You have to hit 10 consecutive A0D night rides--Tuesdays and Thursdays--barring what we arbitrarily consider a legitimate excuse.
2. If your miss is judged warranted, your count stays the same so your next ride gets added to your running total.
3. If you miss two ride in a row, regardless of reason, your total gets zeroed out. You start over.
4. You get another patch every ten rides. Assuming someone actually gets to 10 patches (meaning 100 rides), we'll see about getting another run of special, extra-bad ass patches for the truly elite.
5. If you give one away, not only are you no longer eligible for another one, regardless of how many rides your sorry ass does, you LOSE your A0D status, period. (You better fucking remember this, Waltzilla. You ungrateful asshole. Not that you'll ever earn one anyway. This shit is not a currency for buying friends.)
6. There may be an occasional opportunity to get a few extra rides under your belt. An officially recognized A0D trip, for example. Stay alert, stay alive!
7. Some of the OGs get one as of this post. You'll know who you are when you get yours.
8. The official start date was Thursday's T'Brid ride, meaning that Skatenig, Sweet T, Beaker, Randozo, and I each have one for credit.
Out.
The Brookside Bully
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